Giant Squirrels

If you don't believe in the existence of Giant Squirrels, you can be forgiven. Most people, confident in the world as defined by the press and vids, do not.

However, there are a few unhinged and untrustworthy advocates who claim that this man-sized rodent from the Old World are literally true. They claim that these beasts are possessed of a cunning so remarkable as to be mistaken for human.

Of course, this is most certainly the rants of a unsettled mind, yearning for order in a unplanned and mindless universe.