If you'd just chosen a bat, you'd have been a hero

«A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.»

It would be so easy to judge this woman's behavior, but I ask you, is there a person among us who has not wanted to do exactly the same thing?

No?

Oh, then I suppose it's just her and me then.

Fine.

Losers.