Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! Ever since a nine-year-old me lost a bet with his brothers that he couldn't shut up for an hour, I've always been willing to prattle on at the slightest provocation. You can imagine my delighted when I learned that, with just a little shining on, I could get people to ask me to talk.

These United States is greatest country in the world.

Below are links to my slides. I don't use Microsoft PowerPoint because I'm not selling anything. In HTML, content is king. I generate all these slides from text files (in psuedo-pod form) and Perl scripts.

• The Accidental Web Service. This XML-RPC talk was presented at O'Reilly's Fall 2001 P2P Conference with Tim Allwine
• UFOlogy in the twentith century
• Alien Abduction (based on the UFO slides)
• Using CVS.
• Using XML-RPC. Originally presented at CMP's Fall SDExpo 2001 in Boston