Gravediggers You stand resurrected in your new spring fashion, Complaining of ulcers and horrified lashes. Your hair's in a sesame bun and your stockings are on the run. There’s not a place you can stop without a cop talkin’ to you And you gotta keep moving even in your wet shoes Broad shouldered jackets define attitudes And chin kissing flowers suggest warmer latitudes Here comes the rain… CHORUS - There's no gravediggers in heaven No Angels down here Only a hearth to keep you warm, And a pint a Gennese beer. One cigarette short and a hack too late, One o'clock to too early to be stumbling through the gate A happy home with happy trees Virgin flowers and Horny bees A day late and a penny short My wife never like my college cohorts The hammock would look better slung over a branch Cos I should have been a cowboy in a Texas stud ranch BREAK There’s children straving in desert sands There’s five of spades in my rummy hand Politians have positions stapled to their chests And cardinals are under arrest…# copyright Joe Johnston