Sonny and Cher Daze

1)	I’m Paul Schaffering my way through things.
	I’m Ed McManing all my hello’s.
	Joe Bidden’s writting all my speeches now.
	and I’m DeBersarac about my nose.   
2)	I’m Schwartzcauffing my answers.
	I’m using Tolkien-esque symbols.
	I’m P.T. Barnuming the crowds now,
	with my Cindy C. dimples.
Chorus		Now I’m not so Michael Stipe about the way things are,
		I try not to let it get me too Nick Cave.
		I’m just waiting for the Gulf War of my fortunes,
		to bring me Sonny and Cher days.
3)	I’m a Gene Simmons Cassanova.
	I’ve got a Morrisey approach.
	I’ve got a Spielberg name,
	that’s far above reproach.
4)	I’ve Donald Trumped my career
	for a little cabin in the woods.
	I’ve sold my Minniapolis mansion
	for a little shack in Hollywood.
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	I’m Tom Waiting my stories.
	With the help of Mr. Edgar Allen Poe, (oh no)
	I tried to Hary Connik, but I only stubbed my toe.# copyright Joe Johnston