Slouching Towards Jerusalem =Verse= D A G Bb A got up at nine o'clock -- it was already two hours late jumped in the shower -- cold water filled with hate threw on my shirt -- the pants don't even match dragged a comb through my hair and found another bald patch rubber necks in baseball hats have already made up their minds free thinkers and artists can go to the back of the line I'm hoping to coax another two weeks out these leather shoes If they find out about my cheap sunglasses, I don't know what I'll do paint my face with jelly and find me a grizzly bear he'll cover me with kindness and put me in intensive care take the safety off my life, lose those training wheels where's that handsome Devil with all those Faustian deals? =chorus= G A slacking away my time D G let the punishment fit the crime slouching towards Jerusalem as if it's a practice run A D A (x3) Guess I'm just a rebel without a wardrobe # copyright Joe Johnston