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Another set-back in Al-Qaeda’s plan to kill off all Americans:

Obstetricians and staffs at some hospital delivery rooms nationwide are gearing up for a summer baby boom that many say was sparked by the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

I was a scared as anyone! How did I miss out on this? God DAMN it!

Post-Sept. 11 Baby Boom Expected

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