oral fixation

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The BBC reports:

Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee to take up smoking and spitting, according to China’s Xinhua news agency.

Feili, 13, has turned from a “gentle girl” into a “shrew”, said Liu Bing, the director of her zoo in Zhengzhou, central Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili’s partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable “to meet her sexual demands”.

This disturbing human-like behavior from chimpanzees can only mean one thing:

CHARLTON HESTON’S PROPHETIC FILM PLANET OF THE APES IS COMING TRUE.

Therefore I urge everyone, for the good of humanity, to begin shooting all apes, monkeys and marmasets on sight… before its too late.

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