The couch

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Internet polls are vital to our democracy, even if this one isn’t about politics and it’s from a British organization. Still, I complement the pollsters on both their content and accomodating polling options.

Ms. Jolie’s desire for that man who can fulfill her sadomastistic fetishes will, I predict, ultimately be sated by an Alabama trucker named Skeeter. Or perhaps, Chuckles Manson.

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